tympanista:

*comes to meet you at Starbucks 15 minutes late with Starbucks from another location*

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officialfrenchtoast:

"dinner is ready"

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unclefather:

dogpuppy:

For $110 you can get a shirt with potatoes on it

Life hack: Get a $5 white t shirt and glue real potatoes to it. It’s cheaper. 

unclefather:

dogpuppy:

For $110 you can get a shirt with potatoes on it

Life hack: Get a $5 white t shirt and glue real potatoes to it. It’s cheaper. 

(via retiredjesus)


scottish:

when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended
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ruinedchildhood:

when you see someone with the same icon as you 

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dangergays:

i love how all these hipster blogs are reblogging this thinking it’s really deep but it was really written by these losers

dangergays:

i love how all these hipster blogs are reblogging this thinking it’s really deep but it was really written by these losers

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(via straaya)


mugglebornheadcanon:

743. Muggleborns teaching Hagrid “Taking the Hobbits to Isengard”. He like to sing it when he takes a class into the Forbidden Forest.

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